Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Happy April Fools Day!

To share the spirit of April Fools, which we all know that it falls always on the 1st of April, I would like to share some funny text jokes that I had saved on my phone. It made me laugh during my tough times. Enjoy and Have fun... its April Fools Day

Joke # 1:

An arab was interviewed at a US Checkpoint....

"name pls?"
- ABDUL AZIZ

"sex?"
- 6 times a week

"I mean, male of female?"
- doesn't matter, sometimes even camels

"holy cow!"
- yes, cows & dogs too!

"man, isn't that hostile?"
- yes, horse style true, dogstyle, any style!

"oh dear!"
- deer?! no deer! they run fast

Joke # 2 : (Notice: Some words are in Filipino)

New Condom Brands:

1.) JOLLIBEE condoms - Bida ang Sarap
2.) MCDO condoms - Love ko to!
3.) BEER NA BEER condoms - Itaas mo!
4.) NOKIA condoms - Connecting people
5.) M&M's condoms - Melts in your mouth
6.) NIKE condoms - Just do it
7.) KFC condoms - Finger lickin' good
8.) MAX condoms - Sarap to the bones
9.) MOTOLITE condoms - pangmatagalan
10.) GRAND MATADOR condoms - Nasa laman ang init!
11.) VFRESH condoms - malamig sa bibig
12.) PEPSI condoms - Ask for more!
13.) ENERVON condoms - More energy mas happy!

Joke # 3: (Notice: Derivations are in Filipino)

NEWLY BORN CHINESE:

1.) Born Dark - ANDY LIM
2.) Born Fat - LUCKY CHAN
3.) Born Fatter - BOB UY
4.) Born Evil - DAEMON YU
5.) Born Flirty - ALLAN DY
6.) Born Smelly - KELLY KAY LEE
7.) Born Different - EVA YAN
8.) Born Incomplete - COLE ANG
9.) Born Sick - HATCH CHENG
10.) Born Cute - EDDY MI

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